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shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

theyflewalone asked:

Yoooooooooo. 17, 53, 62, 64, 65. Yooooooooooooooo.

YOOOOOOOOOOO THANKTHANKTHANKTHANKYOUFRIEND.
YOOOOOOOOO

17. [whats your favorite] TV show?
GAHHHHHH I never know how to answer this question! I’m going to have to go with a tie between Avatar:TLA and BBC Sherlock. (For the record, I’m not counting any anime in this question) (man, I sound like a gigantic nerd.)

53. Who is your celebrity crush?
I don’t knooowwww. I don’t really get celebrity “crushes”very often.. (unless celebrity “squishes” count.).. I CANT THINK OF ANYONE, COME BACK TO ME LATER.

62. Do you have a secret talent?
I can hyper-extend my joints pretty far and freak people out.

64. Name someone you got close to in the past year.
I actually made a lot of awesome friends this past year! Like Miranda, and Karly and Marie and Joe and so many other lovely people. ^_^ I’ve also gotten closer to some people too, like Cruza and Gooby and so many people I love you all

65. What is your strangest dream?
This is tough, because all of my dreams are really freaking weird.

The strangest ones that I can remember off the top of my head are:
1. I somehow became pregnant (strange, considering I’m a virgin and the dream contained no mention of a sexual encounter), and then subsequently gave birth to a kitten. This dream has happened several times.

2. I had a dream that one of my Athletic Training profs brought a fridge to class one day. She then proceeded to stand in front of the class, toss each of us a piece of fruit, and hand each of us a bike helmet. She then told us to put on the helmet and carry out fruit out of the classroom, and walk two laps around Patterson Hall. “When you complete the assignment, I will then tell you what you need to know” she said. I woke up before I got back to the classroom, so I still have no clue.

3. I had a recurring dream when I was a kid that I would start to drown in a pool, then I would float through the side of the pool and up through the sidewalk. Then just keep floating up and down through the sidewalks, subsequently freaking people out.

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moirallegianceismagic:

cooljaku:

aobatoppingnoiz:

fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs

This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept

i KEEP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO HOT LOOKING AND BEAUTIFUL AND ALL I CAN PICTURE IS THEIR STUPID VOICES

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABBS